southerngirlk:

Damn right I do!

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

"Friendships between women are often the deepest and most profound love stories.”

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off i will do the same thing to your head

psyducker:

psyducker:

how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted


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it’s so hard hiding the truth from your friends…

dulect:

school tomorrow

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doctorhuwnicorn:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

moriarty:

moriarty:

please tell me the funniest joke you know this is for an experiment

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conclusion of experiment: the tumblr community’s sense of humor has been warped to no return

The fact that I laughed at all of these proves your point.

"how many potato / no potato / i am a tree"

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe